HUNG FAR LOW*

*Actual restaurant near our house.

*sigh*. Are these people serious?

[Actual Scene: Steak N' Shake restaurant, St. Louis]

"Ummm, yes, we'll take the intimate table for two, over there please?"

rrrrinnng, rrrrring.

"So Barbara, what are you going to order?"

"Tom, just get me a salad, I have a call from work beeping in."

"But the last time we were here, you texted me that you really enjoyed their mint chocolate shake. Can't I order one for you?"

"Sigh, fine."

[Later, via text]

"Thanks Tom, I really <3 sitting next 2U."

Child safety FAIL

Playground ----> This way.

Volcano ----> This way.

[this sign in our neighborhood always makes us laugh!]

Gotcha!

"SEE WHAT YOU CAN GET FOR $1."

Okay, Soobie's! This should be a fun game.... What can I get for one dollar?

Let's see, well, a steak dinner will cost me almost $7.... hmmm, it can't be a cheap draft beer, that's always $2.

So I guess $1 will get you.... nothing. Game over.

Great sign, Soobie's!